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I want to post this here too because Iâve seen it happen a few times
Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use
#bearz rambling tag#no itâs not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change#because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites#I didnât know that pairing are called âshipâ here#like why would I even know that#âshipâ makes zero sense to me#it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here#itâs hard#give people time#shipping culture is very different too#Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name#it is very very important to them#people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end#imagine how confused I was when I first got here#where thereâs no top bottom differences#itâs not really a smut thing#itâs more a dynamic thing#AxB and BxA is very different#oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures#if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask#itâs very interesting to me#I wanna talk about it
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Wait, whatâs going on with Embers???? That fic has been on my read later list since 2021, whatâs happened with it???
Brief overview, then I'm likely never touching this topic again, because this is not a Drama Blog:
Context: Embers is a super old AtLA fic that was written during the early fandom days, read widely at the time, and was the origin of the widely-used fanon name of "Wani" for Zuko's ship (kind of by default that it was one of the first popular fics to give his ship a name, I think?), even though most fic writers don't seem to realize it's from there anymore.
"What's Going On": I used to include a link in all my stories to it, because I believe in crediting other writers for borrowed elements, and I was using "Wani" in all my fics. But BOY did I not want to be sending readers that way anymore, so I've adopted a new name for Zuko's ship, and removed all Embers links.
None of the criticisms about Embers itself are new; I'm assuming they date back to when the fic was being written, because this isn't an "it aged badly" thing, this is an "actually yeah this gets worse the longer you think about it and I shouldn't have ignored my bad feelings just because some of the worldbuilding was interesting" thing.
An Incomplete List of Why I Made the Change:
I don't actually like the story that much anymore, and don't want to rec it
I tried to re-read it recently to see if some things were as bad as I remembered and it turns out they were So Much Worse Oh Yikes. More specifically, the treatment of Katara and Aang and their respective cultures has... rather a lot going on. One example: The Fire Nation and Air Nomads are both given multiple backstory elements in an attempt to make the average Fire Nation soldier's participation in the genocide/war in large part the fault of the Avatar and the Air Nomads themselves, and also fully justified from the Fire Nation perspective. And I do mean fully. One of its core tenants is "People from the Fire Nation (and only people from the Fire Nation) who don't follow orders Literally Die, therefore murdering pacifists and babies and continuing the war (and their regularly scheduled war crimes) is the only thing it is physically possible for them to do". I cannot emphasize enough how literal that is.
Also the name "Wani" means "Alligator" and is... objectively a pretty lame name for Zuko's ship? Where's the personality, where's the deeper meaning, where's the resonance with Zuko's themes? @tuktukpodfics initially thought I was calling the ship "Wanyi", and that's what I've switched to, because it is Objectively So Much Better. In their words: âWĂ nyÄ« (èŹäž): Literally âone in ten thousand,â âperchance.â Used grammatically in Chinese to mean âwhat ifâ or âjust in case.â I think a ship called âThe Perchanceâ is perfect for a boy clinging to false hope.â
TL:DR; I don't rec Embers anymore, because I don't actually like the story anymore, and there are things about it that get worse the more I think on them. I've removed links to it and renamed Zuko's ship to "Wanyi" ("The Perchance") because our boy deserves a ship name that reflects his character arc.
#for the record if you ever find something kind of rancid in my fics#do please let me know#EX: I've rewritten scenes to be better Actual Blind Rep for Toph based on blind reader feedback#and I'm debating how hard it would be to ignore/re-write the canon issues of Water Tribe sexism (for the Southern Tribe at the least)#because that is a common complaint I see from the people who's RL cultures the Water Tribes was based on#probably I can do more interesting things with that going forward#in other words justice for Hama and Hahn#at least the show itself made Hama excellently complex#anyways back to doing actual writing#please no follow up questions#though I will say anyone who wants to update their own fics to use Wanyi (or any other name): go for it!#all you need to do is plop your chapters in a word editor and find/replace the ship name! it took about 40 minutes to do literally#all of my fics and I had some other editing to do besides! it'll be even quicker for you!#let's sink the Wani#avatar the last airbender#atla#Zuko
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if not yaoi why autism x adhd???
#persona 5#p5#persona 5 ryuji#persona 5 yusuke#persona 5 ryuji x yusuke#ryukita#is that their ship name#i cant find anything of them help#i need more ships outside of joker x anyone PLEASE#p5 has a problem withnot giving characters outside of joker and anyone much of a dynamic#like. futaba and yusuke + ryuji and ann r the only actual like friendships outside of joker i can think of#maybe i have shit media literacy tho idk#i love these guys tho#the two biggest losers in different ways#yaoi#i would think their ship name is ryusuke cuz. it makes sense#idk i had to look at the SHIPPING WIKI to find anything for them#and even then they literally only had the ship name#i wouldnt even think this wld be a rarepair like theyre two main characters#idk maybe i just dont know how to interact with fandoms#theyre the sillies and i wont let anyone take that from me#exploding
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My tbosas rarepair based on absolutely nothing but vibes and shits and giggles is Smiley and Sejanus
#silly post#sejanus is funny as fuck#and smiley is also such a fun guy#and god knows poor sejanus needs some fun in his life#so yea i just think they would be a fun couple#imagine sejanus arrives in twelve and smiley immediately just starts flirting with him#and sejanus is super caught off guard lmao#or coriolanus walking in on them making out like đ§đŒââïž#both very funny scenarios to me#what would they even be called? smijanus? seiley?#plinthley is kinda cute#lets go with that#plinthley#seiley is also kinda cute tho#fuck it lets go with that as well double ship name#seiley#im the only one who ships them i can make the rules#never seen anyone else talk about this does someone else get the vision?#if someone does please let me know your ship name suggestions#and if anyone ever writes a fic about smiley flirting like crazy with sejanus and wooing him pls let me know i will owe you#smiley tbosas
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Hi! Saw you talking about Wriowinne/Sigewrio in a previous post, and I would love to hear your headcanons or thoughts on them, if you have any! I have also gone through the same experience of labelling them as father and daughter at first but the archon quest changed my mind since it made them look more like partners in crime to me hahaha
Hi there! I see the archon quest has made several people rethink their vision of Sigewinne, honestly I'm really happy with what Mihoyo has done with her. It's nicely obvious that she's as mature as Wriothesley is, even Paimon says she feels like an older sister - she may look like a kid, but nobody treats her like one because she clearly isn't one.
As for wriowinne, as you said, they really feel like partners in crime! I wound up shipping them because they're clearly close, and because I am not immune to this kind of dynamic - scary-looking guy who's actually pretty sweet, and innocent-looking girl who's actually pretty off-putting. Sigewinne seems to have been Meropide's nurse for a long time, she knows exactly what kind of environment and what kinds of people she's working with. So I imagine the archon quest wasn't a one-off kind of event and Wriothesley involves her in his decisions and actions more often than not! She's someone he can trust with a lot. And he's someone who knows what she's like, so she can study human behavior all she likes around him.
(Though it's been a running joke with a of my few friends that Wriothesley is a bit of a weirdo and is very into what makes MĂ©lusines seem off-putting to other people, so I'm sure a few of her results are skewed with him.)
Someone else I'll happily direct you to if you're interested in several walls of text's worth of headcanons is my own partner in crime @feroluce, who's been slowly losing their mind over these two and who I'm pretty sure only needs a single ask to unleash the flood of ideas they have for them!
#as rinn would wisely say#his grace belongs to the mélusines#anon#ask#answer#how nice i really didn't expect anyone else to be interested in them#you made my evening anon!#i hope those few crumbs please you#and know that what i have to say really pales in comparison to how much fero has to say#wriowinne has them in the vicest of grips#they have told me about a few ideas and let me tell you anon they are GOOD#sigewrio#wriowinne#still no official ship name? we stick to these for now#genshin#i used to be very fond of the father/daughter idea with the fun hc of wriothesley being her actual biological father#(his grace belongs to the mélusines - the sequel)#but sigewinne appears to be a full mélusine and more importantly the archon quest completely changed my perspective#they're on a completely equal footing#even if i take my shipping goggles off that's not a parent and his child that's a couple of besties#i'm very happy about sigewinne i can't wait to pull her#she won my heart in a way i never expected her to
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why on earth did tom look so in love with both mary and henry all. the. time.
#I'm not complaining#giving Allen leech a round of applause for whatever the heck he was doing there#but it was objectively crazy and I'm up the wall about it#downton abbey#Downton Abbey season 6#tom branson#Mary crawley#Henry talbot#.....should I even try to tag the various ships going on here???#Mary crawley x tom branson#Mary crawley x henry talbot#Henry Talbot x tom branson#tom Branson x Mary crawley#Henry Talbot x Mary crawley#tom Branson x Henry talbot#btw if anybody knows the ACTUAL ship names for them PLEASE let me know those tags are a right pain to type out#branbotley#bc I haven't seen any polycule posts about them so Im making up my own silly ass ship name for the three of them#polycule#martianbugsbunny ships
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mistborn well of ascension spoilers ahead
vin cannot actually be considering elend's more annoying edgy counterpart for a malewife. this guy waltzes in, lies to her, displays textbook symptoms of abuse, and she responds well to it? don't get me wrong she was raised weirdly which probably affects how she interacts with others and she /did/ get super attached to elend when they'd spent a grand total of like 20 minutes together before book 2 but i'm still quaking. i didn't like elend at first because he was so y/n coded but i actually really like him now and i refuse to see vin fall for the trap of "hot edgy guy who persuades me to leave my loved ones" like so many young women dođ𫶠THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER MAN IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU YOU DO NOT NEED A BLACK CAT EDWARD CULLEN KNOCKOFF
anyways pls don't spoil how it goes i'm still reading :3
#mistborn#the well of ascension#vin well of ascension#well of ascension#mistborn spoilers#spoilers#opinion#rant#vin#elend#zayne#is that even his name?#i hate him so much#he's so annoyi g#whiny dude#loser version of elend#elend venture#vin and elend#what is their ship name#let me know if you know#no spoilers please !!
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lewis/michael + 41 and/or 53 if you want for the trope game :))
Needed to let this ferment in my head for a couple of days before putting something together!
53. Lewis/Michael + Wings/Supernatural Body Features
put that guy in a situation ask game
"On the plus side," Michael paused to glance around the cave with his hands on his hips, looking rather nonchalant about the fact the mouth of the cave was no completely blocked. âWe can use this to practice your levitation incantations.â
âOn the plus side?!â Lewis repeated about two octaves higher. âThis wouldnât have happened if youâd-â A sharp look from Michael cut Lewis off mid-sentence. The more accurate thing to say would have been something along the lines of âIf Lewis hadnât been so distracted by Michael, then he wouldnât have gotten his incantations confused and the mouth of the cave wouldnât collapsedâ.
It wasnât exactly Lewisâ fault that his admiration and respect for one of the greatest sorcererâs of the three realms had started to develop into something more with each passing week they spent pouring over ancient tomes and studying the stars.
âJust,â Michael, either completely out of the blue or Lewis simply hadnât been paying attention, suddenly speared behind Lewis and placed both his extremely firm hands on Lewisâ shoulders. âRelax.â
Lewis swallowed hard, and had to take three deep breaths before his muscles had eased enough. He started small, and made a small pebble by his left foot rise to his eye height. The warm purple glow emanating from Lewisâ tattoos didnât completely light up the cave, but he could least see a two metre radius around him. Michaelâs last minute deflection spell had protected them both from also being buried under rock, and where the cave entrance had once framed the morning sunrise â all Lewis could see now was piles of stones.
He closed his eyes, cracked his neck, and slowly exhaled before picturing the rubble and the rubble alone in his mind before repeating the same incantation over, and over, and over. Lewisâ tattoos were glowing again only much brighter to the point where the entire cave was illuminated.
The sound of stone scraping against stone was all that Lewis could hear as each stone slowly moved to Lewisâ will, and an empty archway through the stones that would have been Michaelâs height and no more started to appear.
Michael, as foolish as he sometimes was, walked straight towards the new exit out of the cave while Lewis was still chanting the spell under his breath. With a silent wave of his hand, Michael forced the stones into place from the other side. It was both Lewisâ trust in Michael and the fact he could physically feel the stones freeze through the atoms in the air. As Lewis slowly fell silent his the glow of his tattoos faded, and he walked back out into the daylight.
âWell done,â Michael looked at Lewis with a flicker of awe in his eyes. Lewis felt briefly buoyed by it, even though he wanted Michel to look at him with more than respect. âHowever, you forgot to bring our supplies with you.â
With a bright smirk and a wink, Michael sauntered back into the cave. Lewis briefly threw his head back and sighed.
#ty!!!!!!!#I semi-struggled with this bc I've been super tired this eve and supernatural stuff isn't 100% my forte#but I do enjoy a writing challenge! I really hope this was okay#asks#palewolfcheesecake-blog#ars tag#my writing#Lewis/Michael#<- I had never considered them as a pairing but if there is a ship name please let me know so I can tag appropriately#(even though this ended up being lewis/michael if you really squint)
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i love these ship name polls so mucj because you can TELL just by looking in the notes who claims to be in the fandom and hasnt actually watched the show. some of these are so obvious guys. pointing at the d.px.d/c fans like. you guys have not actually watched danny phantom and it shows
#IM SORRY. THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EBER AND HAS BEEN FOR SO LONG. I CAN BE A LITTLE PRETENTIOUS ABOUT IT.#like. GUYS theyre literally called skulktech. if u are in the dp fandom and have not seen ultimate enemy dont even fukcjng TALK to me#thats the most important episode ever#AND I SAW SOMEONE CONFUSED OVER PHANTOM ROCKER.#thats#like#theres literally a rockstar ghost its SO easy to figure that one out. just from context clues#even the more ''obscure'' names. if u do not know pitch pearl. come on. i know that was mkre of a 2014 thing but COME ONNNNNNN#its just so deeply engrained into me that i cannot imagine not knowing them#the names of the CLASSIC ships. i know amethyst ocean fucking sucks as a name. but its the one thats like actually canon#guys i really wanna talk abt danny phantom can you tell.#i admit i was wrong about superfun but like FOR GOOD REASON. YOU HAVE SUPER DANNY AND FUN DANNY. WHY IS IT NOT CALLED SUPERFUN#<< if u are wondering btw. the actual name for them is heroic amusement. what the fuck.#the alt name is the great divide which is better bc it sounds cooler but COME ONNNN super fun was right there.#CAN I JUST SAY. I FUCKING HATE THAT AMETHYST OCEAN IS THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR DANNY AND SAM BECAUSE THE ALT NAME IS FAKEOUT MAKEOUT#AND THATS SOOOO MUCH BETTER. COME ONNNNN#THATS A JOKE THEY USE IN THE SHOW. COME ON.#im sorry im a dpxdc hater. i dont want to be. but its ALL i ever see in the tag anymore and im tireeddddd#im sure its good. im sure its really good. i can see it. i get it. but so many of u have not watched the show and thats just soooooooooo.#augh. let me be a little pretentious about dp. please#do not claim to know my boy if all u have ever seen of him is the fandom perception!!!!@#because a lot of the time!!! fanon danny is worse!!!!!! the fandom made him so. flat. like hes just an angst puppet now.#either that or Generic Superhero Boy.#like youve taken away all his personality....... i miss my boy#do u even know he loves space. do u even know he wrote an essay on the purpleback gorilla. do u even know he backwashes soda.#sorry...... i love him#BADGER CEREAL. LIKE. I HATE THAT AS A SHIP EBEN IF IT IS PLATONIC BUT LIKE. THE NAME. GUYS. ITS. LITERALLY IN THE FIRST EPISODE HES IN.#GUYS. I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW WHO VLAD IS. HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN BITTER REUNIONS.
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mfw someone iâm mutually blocked with seems to frequent this blog anyway (you know who you are)
#iâm not gonna name names but if the text in the tags managed to bring someone to mind then⊠thatâs just how it is ig#though donât send this to the person you think of ok? we may be thinking of different people after all soooooo yeah#letâs all stay clear out of trouble together⊠maybe~? iâm just gonna vent my confused frustrations in the tags in case the person sees this#seriously. havenât i gone over this before? donât we block each other for a reason?#you blocked me first (prolly) bc i ship lxl with each other. i blocked you in return (and bc i hate your ship just like you donât like mine)#so⊠letâs just agree to stay off each otherâs blogs. capisce?#i donât like you and i know you donât like me either. so seriously can we just coexist in separate circles or sth? stay away!!!!!!!!!!!#and like real question: if you are somehow here⊠why? just why? you made it clear that you donât trust my tls so⊠why are you even here??#itâs getting kinda irritating to be told that you may/may not be making indirect posts @ me on main. seriously!!!!!!#iâm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt (that it may be just a small coincidence) but itâs getting real hard to do so these days#so if youâre somehow reading these tags (and idk how bc weâre mutually blocked remember) please just⊠stay away?????????#in all seriousness i sincerely hope that this was just a few mere coincidences#bc lbr who would willingly check the blogs of people theyâve blocked without being prompted to? it makes no sense whatsoever#i hope that this will be the last post i make about this. bc seriouslyyyyyyy i donât have the time for this nonsense </3#and before you accuse me of wanting to start discourse iâm not!!! i just!!!! want to be left alone!!!!!!!!!!!!#let me shitpost and occasionally tl in peace pls my bones are too aged for this
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So basically, I was thinking about why Cross x Killer is such a popular ship, and I came to the conclusion is was probably because they were both in Underverse and most people seem to be suckers for enemies/rivals to lovers OR theyâre both similar with the whole knife thing and Chara deal thing(?)
Then I wondered if someone else was in Underverse instead of Killer, for example Dust, would he be more shipped with Cross instead? If so, what would the ship name be, instead of Kross?
You wanna know what I came up with??? For Cross x Dust???
CRUST
Officially THE WORST ship name ever to exist. Itâs plagued my mind and now must plague yours Iâm so sorry
#if thereâs a decent ship name can someone let me know???#Please if this is even a ship donât let it be Crust#undertale#undertale au#Cross sans#dust sans#dusttale#xtale
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I don't want enemies to lovers I want lovers to enemies
I want to see a relationship doomed from the start
I WANT THE ANGST !!1!
#idk#i just want more of this trope on particular#but it's so hard to find đ#like i can't even name an actual semi canon relationship with this trope exept cheric#and meybe Victor and Chase from Arcane but i am not sure if i actually ship them#probably not#please đđđđ if anyone has any recommendations on media i can consume with this trope let me know#fr fr
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So when I accidentally see ships I donât like even with blocked tags, Iâll just block the poster. No offense and donât take it personally, idgaf what you do but I curate my feed to my own comfort. Also if you start drama or are an ahole about it.
Id say Iâm neutral because making either pro or anti your whole personality is just weird. There are ships I donât like but as long as it isnât lolisha shit im not gonna fight over it. Ship what you like and be mindful of ones that make others uncomfortable and the language used and donât be mad when people block or disengage with it. But also donât harass people for what they ship the stupidity goes both ways.
#neutral ship#but idrc#yes this is about that one ship I wonât name#donât need to be flamed today#when blocking tags isnât enough#like people should be mindful of that#like donât get mad when people react less than favorably#as long as they arenât rude about it#like the best way to handle that is just block it so you donât have to see it#I wonât speak for things in languages I donât speak but Iâll let people post clear translations#in the end idrc what you ship but please be mindful of what langauge you use when referring to characters#even if you donât see them that way it can be upsetting or invalidating to others#doesnât affect me personally but Iâm still uncomfy with it#this isnât even the only fandom that Iâve been in that does this#like just make it clear that you know itâs problematic for some#no reason to be ashamed if itâs fiction#honestly the vast majority of people will not care#itâs just chronically online people#making being either pro or anti and entire personality trait is just weird#like touch grass#do what you like just be mindful of implications in convo#and donât get mad if people choose to block/not engage#and fighting fire with fire is not gonna help#this goes for antis too#especially talking over people who might be affected#like just block and move on#thatâs what Iâm doing#sorry if it bothers anyone I donât hate you or anything#just curating my feed#people are allowed to be uncomfy
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How to improve your writing style : a 5-steps guide.
Intro : I love the 5-steps format, donât mind me. Again, this essay is based on my personal experience.
Read in different genres. Ok, I know youâve probably heard this advice more than you can count but did you ask yourself why it is so important ? You probably wonder ââHow reading some historical fiction will help me writing my sci-fi novel ?ââ For that simple reason my friend : they meet different purposes. You donât know how to describe a castle ? Itâs okay, historical fiction got your back. Because it aims at something more realistic and accurate, it would tend to be more specific and detailed when it comes to describing clothes, furniture, places and so on. Why ? Because, most of the time, THEY ACTUALLY EXISTED. Take a closer look at how it is done and draw your inspiration from it (but please avoid plagiarism itâs bad - and illegal)
Take notes and CLASSIFY them. To make reading somehow useful, you have to actually make it concious, which means you have to write things down to remember them. When I come across a description I like, I tend to takes notes of the figures of speech that are used and class them, so when I have to write a similar scene, I have an idea of what have been already used, and weither or not it achieved its goal. I am NOT talking about COPY another authorâs style !!!! Itâs about finding inspiration and new approaches. I also tend to take notes of the new words I wish to incoporate into my writing. The thesaurus is my new bestie.
Rewrite the same scene from different POVs. First of all, itâs fun. And itâs a really good way to spot quirky formulations. For instance, if you describe a ship, the captainâs POV should be different from that of a simple observer. The first one would be naming each part princisely whereas the other would only be admiring the surface without knowing anything. If the caption is the same for both POVs, maybe you should consider write your passage again (or have a good reason, like a strong amateurism for the mere observer). Itâs go hand in hand with coherence - but it would be an essay for another time (maybe).
Read your text aloud. I put major emphasis on that one because itâs as underated as reading books for various genres. You have no idea how much we DONâT speak the way we write. Even dialogues are crafted in our stories - so make sure to give them proper attention. (i even read my email aloud but-). I KNOW how cringey it might be as I am doing it MYSELF but the benefits are worth the 35-minutes shame I endure from my own mess. Before you can shine, you have to polish (shout out to the one who said that first if itâs not me).
Take a step back. I strongly advice you to let some time pass before reading your text again and profreading it. It will cast a new light upon your work and with fresh eyes youâd be more likely able to spot what needs to be erased or rephrased.
Thatâs all for me today. Since I would be entering my proofreading phase for my writing contest, the next essay would probably about proofreading (with examples from my own novel ?). Unless someone wants me to write on a specific subject first.
Gentle reminder that Iâm still French and not a native so please forgive my dubious grammar and outrageous mispellings.
#writing process#writing resources#creative writing#essays#writing a book#writing help#writing advice#writing tools#novel writing#fiction writing#writerscommunity#writer blog#writing style#books and literature#writing#resources for writers#writers on tumblr#writing resource#writing tips#writingblr#writeblr
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omfg i love your fics theyâre so funny đđ i had an idea for a max fic that i think you would do so well 𫶠so like sheâs his teammate and she has a bf (no idea who but prob another athlete or something since they tend to kinda be fboys đ but not another driver please because those dynamics make me cringe in second hand embarrassment đ) then he like cheats on her publicly, but she decides to live in idgafistan and max helps her make her ex jealous đ but heâs like actually been into her for a really long time and everyone ships them and stuff and then he bags her with his irresistible chronically offline awkward white boy rizz đ
summary; cheaters deserve to get cheated out of their career, or at least that's how max justifies destroying your ex's life
pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull driver! reader [ no faceclaim ]
warnings; suggestive language, swearing
a/n; DISCLAIMER the boyfriend is made up and also a sims 2 reference, if by chance there is a real tennis player by the name of Dominic Lothario im so sorry sir this was not written with you in mind ALSO this is my VERY sneaky way of telling everyone my favorite song is trophÀe by paula carolina so naturally i had to shove the word trophy everywhere to justify using lyrics as the title I HOPE I DID YOUR PROMPT JUSTICE also i skipped over singapore because we don't talk about singapore
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maxverstappen1 The only time I've cheated.
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feeltheorange WHAT DID HE SAYYYY
meepshoemaker the double take i just did cracked my neck
yukinator22 NAHHHHHHHHH
albogeant BRO DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HER TIME TO RECOVER LMAOOOOOOOO
ynln7 everyone has permission to laugh i came up with the caption
pierregasly Thank god charles_leclerc I'm going to hell I laughed before I saw your comment pierregasly Me too ynln7 assholes (affectionately)
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ynln7 anyway
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christianhorner This is not the team bonding I was talking about
charles_leclerc Shut up, some of us have waited years for this pierregasly Seconded danielricciardo Third...ed?
simplyclerc LET HIM COOK
lionkingseb max verstapprizz
mcmango he saw an opportunity and he took it
redbullpapaya i manifested this with magic beyond the human comprehension
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redbullracing An immaculate performance today from @ maxvestappen1Â and @ ynln7 thatâs a 6th Constructorsâ Championship for the team!! đ CONGRATULATIONS, WORLD CHAMPIONS!!
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super_max they know they ate
staraikkonen the blueprint for all powercouples
shadownorris LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
angelricciardo talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference
dominic_lothario đ
redbullracing Shouldn't you be looking for a job? What are you doing in our comments.
kirbyvettel MAXY/N SWEEP
maxverstappen1 The trophy is not my only win this week @ ynln7
ynln7 ok now let me pass you maxverstappen1 No 𧥠You're pretty in p2
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ynln7 celebrating the win the RIGHT way (playing f1 2023)
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easportsf1 Amen
ynln7 LMAO
maxverstappen1 I let you win
ynln7 bruised ego alert
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â°â€Riding Them || One Piece
featuring: sabo, zoro, shanks, sanji and hawkins uwu
a/n: first time writing sabo,, so oof I don't know what I'm doing.,, sabo was requested by @bern87 // writing slightly more for my dear husband hawkins uwu // wanna write a part 3 and im thinking about adding doflamingo or cora
summary: riding these beautiful one piece men because Iâm whore when it comes to anime men. đ©đ© // part 1
warnings: teasing, slight nipple play, pet names, bottom sanji, facing riding, thigh riding.
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Sabo
This man could either be a gentleman or a freak whenever you're riding him. It could depend on his mood...one day he could be calling you "sweetheart" or "princess" as you're riding his cock. While other days he's calling you a "naughty girl" while his hips are roughly thrusting up. Hitting everything right spot. (He also loves watching your boobs bounce as you're riding him.)
Let's say he had a stressful day after a long mission, he immediately guide you to your guys room and pin you against the nearest wall. His lips would immediately meet yours into a heated kiss. "Rough day....need to release.." He said between the kiss. "Please ride me...too tried."
Which lead to him pulling your clothes off and his lips latches onto yours, both tongues fighting for dominance. His clothes would soon follow yours. He would Immediately lay on the bed, spitting on his hand and stroking his cock. "Come on princess, ride me. I need to feel your pussy around my cock." (Pspsp Sabo loves to dirty talk ...and a lot.)
He's rough but he's not going to make you cry, maybe cry in pleasure but never cry! So when you're finally on top of him, sinking into his needy cock he groans in pleasure, his hands would immediately find their way to your hips. "God you feel amazing as always princess, such a pretty little pussy.." His dirty mouth would be spitting out nothing but lewd and dirty things. "So good, keep riding princess. You're doing good." And of course he's dirty talking leaves you blushing. "Stop... you're making me blush."
As your riding him he's thrusting his hips up, meeting your movements. Which is driving you crazy. "Mm Sabo..." And moaning his name drives him crazy. But you can tell when he's close since more dirty things come out of his mouth. "Pussy makes me feel so good, good pussy....it's mine." Or "Fuck... Princess.... best pussy...mine.."
Zoro
This man prefers whenever you ride him because that means he could just lay there with his hands behind his back. His favorite things... relaxing, watching you struggle to take his length and of course watching your naked body. What more could he want. So he loves whenever you ride him.
So whenever you suggest that you wanna ride him he would be a tease. "You sure love to struggle hmm...but what can I say. My dick is amazing and you probably can't get enough." And of course his words would make you blush. "Come on... don't be mean let me ride your cock again... please." And of course he'll give you want you want. Taking you somewhere private on the ship.
Finally whenever you guys are alone. He's already butt naked and he's helping you remove your clothes. And he's laying on whatever is more comfortable for him. "Come on. Are you going to ride me or do I fuck you myself." And of course you immediately made your way to him. Getting on top of him, Alining his dick against your entrance and slowly sinking in. Making you whimper. "God ... You're so big .."
Zoro loves watching you whimper against his length. Your hips moving the perfect pace not to wild and not to slow. "You're doing better than last time. Last time you couldn't even take all of it. Now look at you. Such a good job." He loves enjoying the view he's getting and loves the attention his dick is getting. He even loves playing with your nipples, He could take your nipples into his mouth and give them attention they deserve or be a bastard and flick them. Making you whimper. âHey ow!â
One time Zoro fell asleep as you were riding him. NOT because he was feeling bored it was because he felt like he was on cloud nine and it knocked him out. But of course you got upset and smacked his chest. "Hey! I know I'm slow ..but no need to fall asleep...meanie" You whimper, rolling your hips against his. Making him groan, slowly waking up. "No. Babygirl, you're pussy is too good that it's making me see stars."
Shanks
THIS MAN IS A HUGE TEASE! And I mean he's teasing you like there's no tomorrow. And this man talks like a pirate..VERY DIRTY. "Aww, dose Y/N want to ride my dick? Well considering you've been a good girl. I'll give you want you want." Or "Maybe once you're done riding my dick you could treat me by riding my face."
Shanks would immediately lead you over to his private cabin and both of you would be in a heated kiss. Clothes finding their to the floor. And he's already making himself comfortable on his bed. "Come on, get your pretty little pussy over here. And ride your captain." He loves the whole captain play. "Anything for you Captain." You say softly making your way to him.
Riding Shanks is breath taking, this man is going to tease you and praise your body. "God your looks good even when I'm balls deep in you." He also loves the way your boobs bounce up and down as your riding him. He doesn't care about the size, they just look beautiful to him. "Keep going, You're captain is proud of how good you're doing dear."
Shanks loves the thrill of having sex anywhere on the ship, after all it is his ship. But you guys haven't gotten caught yet which is good. One time the crew were drunk their asses off and everyone was passed out on the deck, while you were riding his pretty little cock. "Mm captain...cock...it feels so good."
It drives Shanks crazy if you're vocal whenever you're riding his dick or face. You better be moaning for him. "Mm Captain...oh Captain." And he would match your moans, not as loud but the dirty talking is sure loud.. "Pussy feels and tastes so good." He doesn't care if his crew hears. They are probably used to it by now.
Sanji
He's a complete sweetheart and a bottom! This man would treat you right! And he's going to treat you so good. Like a princess...no like a queen! "Does my queen need her throne to sit. Of course! Whatever my queen wants!" He's just a babey that wants to make you feel love and appreciated. And of course you eat this up, wanting to take control.
He loves whenever you dominate him in the bedroom, and whenever you're riding him he's a whimpering mess. "My Queen...You feel so good ... So tight, thank you for giving me this. Thank you for your beautiful Pussy." He would be moaning and whimpering out. "Such a good boy, you're doing a good job. You fill me up so good Sanji, Good boy." You moan and throw your head back, Enjoying the moment between the both of you.
Sanji loves tracing his fingers along your body, your chest, nipples and your perfect body. He's going to praise you like there's no tomorrow. "You're chest is so perfect, the way you're moaning, you're just so beautiful my queen...I love you so much." He would moan out. "You're like the perfect meal."
Sometimes Sanji is louder than you, and you have to cover his mouth either with a kiss, your hand or a boob of yours. "Such a naughty boy. What if the crew heard you." You coo softly, teasing him and moving your hips faster making him his hips buckle slightly. "Shh be a good boy and keep your voice down."
Sanji also loves facing riding, imagine sitting on his face. And he doesn't want that bullshit when you hover over his face..no he wants your pussy on his face. Use his face as your chair. You love this position because it gives you so much power, riding his pretty little face. "Touch yourself. You've been good enough." Moaning out, as you move your hips against his face. His tongue licking your sweet juices leaking out. And his hand would immediately make their way to his hard dick and he would be stroking himself. "So good... taste so good."
Hawkins <3
This man tends to keep his sexual needs in check because the captain life is a busy life and he always needs to keep in guard up. But one day you suggested that you wanted to ride him he was stunned and he was lost for words. "You want to ride what?" He struggles slightly. "I want to ride you, I want to ride that cock of yours dear."
And he thought about it, he was going to brush you off and tell you maybe a other time but the way you were looking at him made something stir inside of him and he felt the heat of his face make it's way between his legs. "Very well then. If it means getting you off my back. I'll give in into your lewd request doll." And of course you're happy, I mean who wouldn't want to ride their beautiful boyfriend.
So when it came to the moment between the both of you Hawkins was lost in pleasure. Yes youâve guys have been intimate before, but he was always in charge. Always taking control of your body. But now that you were on top while his back was against the bed. The way this new position filled you up, he felt even bigger like this. âYou feelâŠso much biggerâŠlike this dear.. I donât think this is for me..â
Hawkins had to place his hands against your hips, taking his time with you, it took so much willpower to hold himself back from taking you right there. âDollâŠâ He moans softly. âTake your timeâŠtake all the time you need.â
And if you were to whimper in pain or either tear up he would either tell you nothing but pure sweet comments. âYou got this dollâŠitâs okay. Be a good doll for me.â He cooed softly, wiping any tears that you had. For a pirate captain whoâs part of the worst generation he sure is a huge sweetheart when it comes to you.
It took time for you to adjust but when you did adjust you were moving your hips against his. Taking in his full length, sliding up and down on his length, Hawkins wouldnât realize how much he would love this position. The way your mouth hung open as moans slip from your mouth. The way your walls clenched around him. The way your hips moved so prefectly against his. He was in pure bliss. âMm CaptainâŠâ You moan out. âDollâŠâ
Calling him Captain in the bedroom drives him crazy. Especially if youâre moaning it out. So he would immediately grab your hips and hold you in place and thrust up to his desire pace. âSuch a good dollâŠmaking her captain feel good. Good Doll. And all mine.â
Hawkins loves watching crumble for him, and even when youâre on top taking control he still has you wrapped around his finger.
Also you tend to moan a little too loud whenever your riding him and he has to find ways to keep you quite. He could either use his hand to cover your mouth or by capturing your lips against his. But if heâs feeling sadistic he would either shove his fingers into your mouth, your underwear or some random voodoo he has laying around. âShh the crew might hear your naughty sounds.â
He loves hearing you moan because itâs music to his ears. But whenever the crew is near by he doesnât want anyone finding out whatâs going on behind his door. You guys are sharing a deep moment and he doesnât want anyone bothering him about it later on. But oof if you guys were absolutely alone then moan away, heâll encourage you to be loud for him.
Whenever heâs reading his tarot cards and youâre feeling needy heâll make you work for it. âCome here then. But donât interrupt my reading. If you mange to behave yourself I shall give into your lewd needs again.â He said and gentle pats on his thigh.
You quickly understood his point and immediately sat on his lap. Biting your lip, as he was busy reading his cards he whispered against your ear. âCome on. Start moving Doll. Iâm busy so itâs going to be awhile.â
Moving your hips against his thigh, getting that pleasure youâve been craving for again. Moaning softly, burying your face into his chest. Feeling the fabric of your underwear rub against your sensitive clit. âMm CaptainâŠneed to ride you again. May I?â And of course heâs smirking like a mad man. I mean who wouldnât. âAs you wish my doll.â
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